Recently in the supermarket going out. A friendly old woman who puts the few things in her bag that she bought and paid for with cash, she apparently left home without a debit card. Then he hesitated, “Oh,” she says, “and I was hoping to withdraw 50 euros.” Sure, that’s it: stealing some mice from that store on the side. I stood in line behind her and made a quick spin in my head: If I come here every day, always put a pack of gum on the treadmill for 1.99 € and then pull 50 €, so to speak, I will be a millionaire in 20,829 days. I’ll wait for that. At least if the cashiers didn’t know about me.
How could such a slap happen to a woman, who was definitely not amounting to any evil? I’ll tell you: Because reality and the virtual world got mixed up in your head for a long time. And because nothing tells us what will be possible in the future. Soon, will you get a plane ticket to Mars from over the butcher’s table? Does the Andechs brewery also accept wrong lottery tickets?
Yes, these are questions, but the biggest mysteries are: If the trick really works out of the supermarket – what do I do with 20,829 packs of gum? Distribution to school children? For God’s sake, my parents used to arrest me. Throw it away? It won’t work at all. And at least rework the aluminum foil into FFP2 masks? No, only CSU can do a difficult thing, but there is no water spirit like me. And besides: if things continue like this with seven days happening in the Starnberg region, soon no one will need masks anymore. Yes, it is Friday time: the Bräustüberl beer garden in the Andechs Abbey reopens. The madness that he would have thought after all the bad hardships!
Well, you wouldn’t take it from me, but a couple of days ago I had a vision like this, really: How to put on my socks on the spot, inhale the holy mountain and order to watch the entrance. Besides the security men, dear old specialist and district manager Stephen Fry, at least in my dream. The man who, as is known, did a lot to fight the epidemic. “Come on, on the left to pay the cash, on the right to withdraw the money,” says Stephan. Yes, it would be Heaven then, he thinks
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